This page will teach you all the important information that you'll need to live life succesfully... like how to be annoyingly cute or discovering your inner brat! You'll feel so enlightened once you learn these things....

Bienvenidos! I am Sailor Chibi Moon better known to you puny moratals as CHIBI�USA! Because Hotaru has informed me that you strange people out there are may not know the secrets of the path of cuteness I�am here to delight and enlighten you! There are several steps to accomplishing the ultimate pink light of CUTENESS so I Chibi Moon shall guide you pathetic non-cute people all the way!

WARNING:The following messages contains extreme cuteness aand high levels of PINK�sugar energy. May cause heart failure in diabetics and death to C.U.R.E. members, also too much cuteness in one straight dose has been known to make you go in to strange mental breakdowns, so if your family and friends finds you on the roof of your house wearing a pink shower curtain and shouting "I�AM�CUTE,�I�AM�CUTE" you can't sue me NYAH�NYAH�NAYH�NYAH�NYAH! I put a disclaimer on this! ITS�NOT�MY�FAULT�IF�YOU�GET�HURT! K'? Lets proceed shall we? Only the true brave and incredibly sugar tolerant will emerge VICTORIOUS! (JUST�ONE�LAST�WARNING�TO�YOU�EVIL�C.U.R.E. MEMBERS�OUT�THERE THIS�PAGE�MAY�KILL YOU! SO�LEAVE�YOU�LITTLE�FACISTS!)

Step one on the road to ULTIMATE cuteness

DISCOVERING�YOU�INNER�BRAT

Your probably wondering what this means, but if you are to achive cuteness there is one indispensable quality you simply cannont do without and that is BRATTYNESS! I realize its foolish of me to assume many of you mortals even know who your inner brat REALLY is so let me tell you. Have you ever been talking to a hideously boring person and a little pink voice in your head screeches "FOR�CRYIN�OUT�LOUD this geek is a total IDIOT why don't you save both of us the brain cells and eliminate him here and now!" THAT is your inner brat. Brats are often disfranchised by modern society because simply people are jealous that they too cannot realize the joy of being a brat! SO in order to become friends with that obnoxious pink brat do as so.....Try going to a store and deliberately asking for an item that there is only one left of, the display copy...make the little shop worker look everywhere for another, if he cant find one THROW�A�HISSY�FIT! Go allllll out! Kick, scream, threaten to SUE their puny butts, anything you like. If they look and look and look and then proceed to offer you the display copy.....evaluate how long it took them to search for you and then say "Welll, I dont know I dont think I really neeed it." DON'T thank them for their effort and before leaving announce in a clearly audible voice "Geez the things you have to do to get good help these days."

Step two, Learining how to MODERATE your bratty behavior

There's nothing worse than a brat who is bratty all the time, remember that being cute must be done in precise moderation its all a delicate balance and if you fail its a SLIPPERY slope in to just-plain-bratdom (and thats BAD) so in order to decide when to spring your brattyness on inocent by-standers evaluuate the situation using these simple steps;
1)Evaluate the situation, important things to think about are

a)Irritation factor- if the potential for mild to medium irritation is high its a good time to be bratty

b)The innocent unknowing humans who are potential victims- parents are never a smart choice to annoy. They have power, but shopworkers, busdrivers, and food court employees are delightful victims! If you do choose to annoy your friends do so in good taste, a good friend is a bad thing to loose! Siblings and their familiars are EXTRA fun to annoy!

c)Mood of the situation (Heeh) the best times to be a brat are those weird akward moments that most often occour in a setting of male-female friction moments! Like when your older sister has arrived home from a date and is standing with her boyfriend on the porch just about to go in to heavy drive spit swapping, you run out of the door attatch yourself to her boyfrinds arm and jump up and down yelling "GET�OFF�MY�SISTER�YOU�WEIRDO!" or you could start throwing pink candy at him, or UNDERWEAR thats always a fun ingridient!

D) Tasteful props ok so they might be hideously untasteful but If I do say so myself the proper prop is crucial to any situation. Like wearing a huge hat on a crowded bus and refusing to take it off, but whacking the people next to you with the brim! And then having the audacity to say "Hey! Your messing up my hat!" Also the BEST props I have found are the the items that people are particularly embarresed of! Such as Underwear (Bras, panties, jockstraps...you know the whole locker room bit) these work best when thrown at the victims from a window of attacking them with them in public! Also personal care products that have the potential to screw up someone's social life forever! Try: Tampons, pads, lice shampoo, fungus creams the whole nine yards. Also if you have a twenty year old brother who happens to have a favorite teddy bear he so convinently left at home before leaving for college....USE�IT! Blackmail power is a great way to get siblings rouled up!

The potential brats most impotant rule to remeber is "WHEN�IN�SERIOUS�DOUBT�DONT!"

If what you are about to do will inflict much physical pain or will cause someone to have a twenty- year stay at the Looney Bay Asylum, then its not a good thing to do! Brattyness isn't the only thing there is to cuteness; its your first step....

*****NOTE*****

May I note that ,YES, all cute people have Dark elegant sides that like to indulge in Alanis Morsette, Tori Amos, and Maddona from time to time! Its OK to have that; its VERY cute to act elegant and evil sometimes. It gives your character diversity! SO�BE A�BLACK�LADY�EVERY NOW�AND�THEN; we cannot be cute all the time or it gets boring!

SECOND�STEP, a basic physical profile of a cute person

Ahhhh! appearance can make or break your cuteness! The proper attire, hairstyle, and gestures are crucial to your cuteness. Try giggling and skipping around with flowers in your hair if you're wearing a leather biker jacket shedded jeans and haven't washed your hair in a month!

A)Clothes: actually this section depends whooly on your style, the people with the most cute potential are those young girls between 8 and 17 who don't want a boyfriend and enjoy CUTE things. So you can look cute in hippie clothes or a little skirt outfit just as long as the attitude and other cute factors are running high (I personally recomend jumpers, peterpan blouses, and kneesocks with Mary Jane shoes, they're REALLLY�CUTE)

B) Hair! If you like to have your hair short and fuss-free then I suggest a sweet Ami style hair cut; its easy quick and always CUTE. But if you prize your many feet of long hair then try the folowing styles to achive peak cuteness; PIGTAILs (Quite possibly the most cute hairdo in the entire world if you're the pigtail type) high pony tails (Make sure your hair is fluffy so it dosen't just hang there, thats defineitly not cute) if you have long straight hair you might do well to tie a ribbon around your head and keep the bow on top, also a Minako style hair do is appropriate. Also the other CUTEST style is half pigtails....with just the top layer pulled up! EXTREMELY�CUTE! If you want to be cute DONT; wear it halfway up in a bun, this is elegant not cute, do not wear it in a french twist of any other ladylike style! This is nice for people who like to be elegant but you're reading this to be cute, also DON'T just let it hang if its flat and dull; long hair has great potential! USE it! (Of course if you have curls of fluffy full of body hair wearing it down with bangs can be a great cute look!)Also you need to establish a hair style that is your trademark, WEAR it all the time! So people become used to it!

C)Cute Posture and Gestures

There it is in a nutshell! thats all You need toknow to stand CUTE! AND�REMEMBER TO�ALWAYS�PULL�DOWN�YOU�LOWER�EYELID�WHEN�STICKING�OUT�YOUR�TOUNGE in some countries it means "I see clearly that you are a fool" (and IM�CUTE... heh)

Friends and Foes of Cute People

Unless you happen to be totally dense you can understand these two VERY simple lists!

A)Cute people ENEMIES

1)Cliques-CLIQUES�BAD! Stay as far away as possible!

2)Preppies-come to think of it most UN-cute people don't like preppies for obvious reasons (Popular examples of these vicious preadators of cute people are the girls from that totally pointless movie "Clueless")

3)Spicegirl wannabes- These people are the most frightening foe of the cute person, with their insufferably strange clothes, these people display another twisted mutation of cutness. YUCK who wants to hang aroung big-haired weirdos who sing "If ya wanna be my lover" anyway!?

4) Stupid boys- Come to think of it most boys fit in to this category..those that don't are referred to as pudding-pops; which will be discussed in part two, friends of cuteness.

5)popular people- myth states that all people want to be popular, but cute people don't need the reassurance of the masses to feel in their hearts that they are cute. If the popular people respect your cuteness then you must be CUTE and nice, but if they are mean, vicious, vulturesque, bottom-feeder SCUM then be as bratty as possible to them!

6)Stupid MACHO fat headed jocks-this one speaks for itself

7)The EVIL�TEACHER

*******THE�MOST�DANGEROUS�ENEMY�OF�THEM�ALL*******

ANYTHING�ASSOCIATED�WITH�THE�ORGINAZATION�C.U.R.E.

They call themselves human; they call themselves SAILOR�MOON�FANS; these stupid, vindictive, malicious, bottomfeeding seaslug scum feel the need to try and eliminate the BEAUTY of our PINKNESS and Cuteness. (Some of these EVIL critters turned our Figurehead for cuteness, ME (Chibi Sillllys, called Rini in the dub) in to a giant wad of cotton candy that was gobbled down by Usagi. You might be able to read this hideous work of torment on the fan fiction page)Beware of anything even remotely similar to them. C.U.R.E. stands for "Chibi Usa is Really Evil." They campaign to wipe out Chibi cuteness from the web! THEY�ARE�EVIL! WE�MUST�PROTEST�THEM! And force them to see the error of their ways!

Part B Friends of the cute person

1)Pudding pops-These rare creatures are unusually nice and most often semi-mature young male humans. They are difficult to locate and have become increasingly rare over the many decades.

2) Fellow Sailor Senshi(Scouts)- With the exception of DIEHARD Usagi fans most Fellow Senshi lovers will find your cuteness refreshing but may it be noted that many Usagi fans find our antics cute and amusing!

3)The wonderful people at Project C.U.T.E. They stand for love, cuteness, and fresh underwear for people all over the world! C.U.T.E.=Chibi Usa is Terrific Everyone

WE�LOVE�YOU�PROJECT C.U.T.E.

4) Anyone else who doesn't hate you

5)Fellow Followers of Cutenss (or potential followers!)-You MUST band together and BE�CUTE! Do CUTE stuff together! Cuz if you can't be cute with your friends, then who can ya be cute with?

Talkin CUTE

Haha! Vocabulary indispensable to a cutie! Knowing the right thing to say is CRUCIAL! So here are some examples of CUTE vocabulary (Abandon your English class vocab this is way more important!)

Boku Wa Kawaii-IM�CUTE (Japaneese)

CUTENESS-Umm Cuteness

Pinked out-This is what happens when you annoy others

Cuted out-This is a phrase treffering to a cuties act of bestowing their cutness on a lucky victim!

SUGAR�ENERGY-This is the force of cuteness!

Mellowed out- This is bad this referrs to NOT feeling cute

IM�CUTE- This should be said when ever possible!

This is VERY�STUPIE!- Its the cute persons answer to the preppie phrase "OH�MY�GWAD�this is, like, SOOOO totally, like, ummm, like, uncool and, like, JUNK" I think "This is very Stupie" sounds much cuter don't you?

Totally�KAWAII!-Japaneese/English for REALLY�CUTE

EEEEEEEEEEE! ITS�SOO�CUTE!-Umm I think this explains itself; use this ALOT

If you think you're ready For MORE, then Email me and I can give you the rest.....

Props for cuteness

If you wanna go all out, then you need props! Props are great when shopping, at a cute party, at school, on the bus..ANYWHERE! Things like umbrellas and little white gloves and pretty hats must be sparingly used. Try carring around an exceptionally cute backpack with cartoons (Preferably Sailor Moon or another Kawaii anime/manga like Evangelion, Oh My Goddess, or Magic Knight Rayearth) Wearing the fluffy lacey socks of your youth, LOTS�of bows and ribbons, or a CUTE�little DOLL (Ooo! Sailor Dream Pocket Dolls, Sailor Cute dolls, and the Bandai Adventure Sailor Dolls are GREAT for this) And if you're the sporty type, a cute little ball might do just as well. Pets are nice especially when trained to sit on your head! A Puppy on a leash is also HIGH�on the cute list, but a BIG�STINKY�dog just doesn't do much for you! Earings and jewelry must Yell cuteness not whisper! But PLEASE don't do the three year-old thing....with plastic jewels!�Roses, aminals, pearls, and lovely gemstones are BEAUTIFUL for this! And try carrying a Tamagatchi not�a�knock�off. (Giga-pets and Nanos)

IF YOU THINK YOUR READY THE LAST STEP AWAITS...scroll�down.

THE�AURA�OF�CUTENESS�THAT�SURRONDS�US�ALL�THE�TIME

Notice that even in the picture above that Black Lady emintaes a bit of cutenss and in the picture. In the cute posture, notice how Chibi radiates CUTE�PINKNESS This isthe PINK�AURA OF�ELECTRO�MAGNETIC�CUTENESS (My Aura makes electricity go out and childern run away IN�TERROR) this is what makes you truly cute, not looks or anything, but shining cuteness from WITHIN the great pink abyss, whether your sitting in algebra class or putting on a show you must eminate CUTE�CUTE�CUTE�CUTE! This is the secret that you must make work for you!

Now you're on your own Cuties! I may add more to the page periodically so look for more tips on cuteness! I hope you enjoyed the lesson and because IM CHIBI, I love to hear from my Friends and followers SO�PLEASE email me! Untill then... ;P this is Chibi�Usa the shining light of cuteness saying "BE�CUTE!" Ja ne!

E-mail Chibi-Usa for more details. questions, comments, and pleas for help. (and if you're a STUPID�MACHO�FATHEAD C.U.R.E. MEMBER�DO�THE�CUTE ONES�A�FAVOR�AND�DROWN�YOURSELF�IN�A�PINK�MILKSHAKE)